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  1. TryHard*tidyClaire

    TryHard*tidyClaire Registered User

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    I just had a near death experience

    I was eating some flapjack, and an oat went down the wrong way.

    I choked so much that my eyes watered, and my make-up ran

    It was horrible :(
    TryHard*tidyClaire, Jan 21, 2003
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    Re: I just had a near death experience

    sounds similar to me yesterday, at work me n the boss argued over the last hob-nob for about 10 mins, i eventually got it n got a bit stuck, it was horrible, you could feel it slide down, wish id gave it to him now, lol
    paul, Jan 21, 2003
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    Re: Re: I just had a near death experience

    actually i wouldnt say mine was a near death experience, just not a nice one
    paul, Jan 21, 2003
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    Re: Re: I just had a near death experience

    thats called karma paul!!!

    :p
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    Re: I just had a near death experience

    thats a bit harsh!!!

    bugger!!

    :)
    Ruth, Jan 21, 2003
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    Which was the near-death experience - the choking or the make-up running? :D
    B.O.B., Jan 21, 2003
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    I had this weird thing the other day...

    just sitting at home, and I got this really string whiff of poppers, like sum1 put a bottle right under my nose. Aint even had it for aaages. Can you get poppers flashbacks a year later?

    Not near death, but neither is a stuck oat!
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    I've not had a popper flashback for aaaages

    I know exactly what you mean though :lol:
    TryHard*tidyClaire, Jan 21, 2003
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    Re: Re: Re: I just had a near death experience

    whats karma :dunce: :dunce:
    paul, Jan 21, 2003
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    Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon......

    Oh dear
    I'm really sorry
    Don't know what came over me

    I'm just not cultured.....(snigger).....club.
    LazMan, Jan 21, 2003
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: I just had a near death experience

    Karma means what goes around comes around

    If you do something bad, something bad will happen to you.

    Likewise if you do a good deed, something good will happen :)
    TryHard*tidyClaire, Jan 21, 2003
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: I just had a near death experience

    whats goes around comes around.......if u'd allowed your boss to have the hob nob it wudn't have been u who choked!!!
    Ruth, Jan 21, 2003
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I just had a near death experience

    or as Bob Marley says, 'He who digs a pit shall lie in it'
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    :lol: :lol:
    Ruth, Jan 21, 2003
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    I wonder if the UN will find Saddams secret stockpile of flap jacks of mass destruction!!!

    Spence
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    TryHard*tidyClaire Registered User

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    you never know.

    Flackjack is underestimated as a weapon.
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    out goes the danger of risin, arsnic, nuclear weapons, anthrax it's now the super danger of..........................................................................................flapjack!!!!

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Ruth, Jan 21, 2003
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    BUT NO LONGER BY YOU!!

    THE SPENCE
    TheSpence, Jan 21, 2003
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  20. TryHard*tidyClaire

    TryHard*tidyClaire Registered User

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    Nope, and I learned the hard way

    Let me be a lesson to you all :D
    TryHard*tidyClaire, Jan 21, 2003
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    We all know the seriousness of flapjacks but never underestimate the dangers of................... CUSTARD SKIN !!!!

    Daan Daan Daaaaaaaaan !!
    LazMan, Jan 21, 2003
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