I invented furry boots

I invented furry boots

I was the first person ever to wear furry boots in uk clubland.

DONT LAFF ITS TRUE

Re: I invented furry boots

dates and proof of this will be needed

Re: I invented furry boots

you are a legend girls in furry boots rock if you influenced it you are

Re: Re: I invented furry boots

Word!

wear them for VUZZ tonight methinks!!!

i think it was 1999!

i would never wear cvyer or anything lumo, i was more leather clad gimp suit......... but one time i stapled some fur all around the bottoms of my phat pants and they looked like furry boots.

I wore them to Crasher and everyone asking about my loverly boots!! The very next week loads of other had and then on and then on!! the rest is history!

Its fucking true but no one ever beleives!!!

The only living witness to this was Miss Messy or perhaps Helen!

Cut and paste this into a email then send to majik_moo@hotmail.com (Messy)

Dear Miss Messy

You probs dont know me BUT grumpy old Pike on the board rekons he invented Furry Boots and said you could state his story to be true.

Please confirm!

Regards

<Insert name>

i wish you would start taking your Mrs out more Pike, your postin has gone thru the roof in last few weeks

iv only threw them out last year!

Cover up

Message Sent!

Pike says:
craig
Ç®åïG¥ says:
wot?
Pike says:
confirm i wore furry boots FIRST
Pike says:
so i can cut and paste
Ç®åïG¥ says:
haha.
Pike says:
you saw the furry lower lega pants!
Ç®åïG¥ says:
wots it worth? lol
Pike says:
these cheeky kids think im lying
Ç®åïG¥ says:
u were th th inventor of th furry boot. urs never looked as good as my red ones tho! haha
Pike says:
you copied u fucker!!

once in crasher all these woman asked my to pose for pictures with them in my dodgy outfit.

i felt so proud.

it was only afterwards i found out it was the sheffield drug squad undercover crasher team!! hahahaha

imagine me on the wall of the police station in full gimp suit!!! hahahaha fuckers!! *sticks up the v's*

a gang of us were once heading to crasher in all our furry homemade glory

we stopped for petrol, water, chewing gum etc and a police car pulled in.

one of the policemen shouted me over and I nearly wet myself.

Turned out he wanted to have a look at my outfit, he was well impressed...tiny furry skirt, boob tube, furry boots and pigtails.

Luckily he didn't notice my 'suprised eyes'...one for the road and all that.

that and the time we broke down enroute to crasher, got the aa man out and gave him a small thank u gift

Do you any pics of this Pike?

Agreed mate get ya pics on!

I dont

I think Messy or Helen might but NO PICS ARE BEING POSTED UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN SENT TO ME FOR VETTING OK GIRLS??

REMEMBER THE ONES I HAVE OF YOU AND THE "MORNING AFTER MIRROR" ill send them to your work/parents if you post any pics of me without asking.

Iv email them both to check.

i am going get some scanned in. youv all seen the worst one anyway!! lol

i got arrested soon after this pic!!! all great fun.

the pigs made me take my neck spikes off before they would come near me in case i spiked the fuckers!!