I found this on another messageboard... Its funny as fuck: This was one of the funniest and most disturbing things I have ever witnessed. It was one of my mates on Saturday night in the Masque, in the upstairs bit where everyone can sit down. After a nightmare of a time trying to score some cheekies he finally managed to get three pink ones for a naughty sum of £30, sinful I know. Anyway, as he had lost a portion of the evening he decided to play catch-up and necked the lot all in one go! (You can already tell this is gonna get bad can't you). As the evening went on, whilst still waiting to come up,(or so he thought) my mate got talking to this very attractive blonde girl in the upstairs bit. They chatted for a while and ended up discovering some mutual attraction and started getting off with each other(making out if you're a septic). As one thing led to another she revealed that she wanted to have sex with him in the corner of the club and promptly led him there. Not to miss a golden opportunity like this our hero obliged for quite a while AND THEN....... You know, sometimes when you're fukked and you're in a bit of a trancey state and then, all of a sudden you come round and snap out of it in an instant, well the poor lad looked down to find that not only had his bird completely disappeared, the muppet had been stood in the corner of a busy club, jacking off for about 20-30 mins with his trousers round his ankles and everybody watchin!! This my friends is what the sick and twisted assmaster has resorted to for getting his kicks. Wanking off in corners of clubs, claiming to be blitzed. The funniset thing was when the bouncers dragged him out of the club and beat the shit out of him while he still had his cock in his hand. Everyone was rolling round the club in fits of laughter it was fucking hilarious kidder! You really are a sick man Graham
