I ate out your grandma as i'm beautiful...

I ate out your grandma as i'm beautiful...

A random bulletin recieved on myspace, have a gan!!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - YOUR MOM
18 - a bisexual
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

I needed a pornstar because im sexy as hell


thats really rAnDoM and fun

I killed a bowl of cereal cos thats how I roll

I need a cat because i have amazing boobs :spangled:

i killed a bisexual because I love marijuana

Ahhaaa

I killed a glass of milk because I am beautiful.

I slept with a bisexual Because thats how i roll

I banged a horse because im sexy as hell

I smoked with a french fry Because the lil people told me to

i cuddled with a cat because the lil people me to


hmmm very random

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I ate out a bisexual because i have a noodle in my nose" :spangled:

I killed a homo because I had to.

Claire.. I hope i didn't do you!

I killed a jew because that's how I roll.

i ate out a bisexual cos im sexy as hell

i slept with you mom cos thats how i roll