hungry Cleaning out the birdhouse at a downtown zoo, the keeper finds two finches have dropped dead from old age. In the ape house he discovers two of the oldest chimps have also gone on their reward... Thrifty beaver that he is, he puts them in a sack with the finches and later tosses them in the lion's cage at feeding time. "Not finch and chimps again," roars the lion. _____________________________________________________________________ Husband; Hey wife my Olympic condoms have arrived! Tonight I'm going to wear a gold one! Wife; Oh come on now be fair. Put on a silver one and let me come first for a change!
