How to get a kick in the balls in one easy step, i.e. el maracca style! girls - so this wouldnt piss you off majorly?? so i come down stairs in si's house after a heavy night out at promise and a few hours sleep, to find my nearest and dearest sitting on the sofa, me being the nice person i am said good morning to them, only to hear this reply from el maracca......... ........"kerry, you look fat" WTF?!?!?! lmfao!! he then continued to sit and giggle for a few mins, and now everytime i say something to wind him up i get the reply "you look fat" it was funny as fuck tho, i s'pose you had to be there, but jeff mate, you crack me up, its kept me giggling all week so far, tactful sweetie, tactful jeff hun, ure classic!!!
Kerry you're fat and you look like you should be fat but youre not. No seriously hun you no im joking. The only SMALL amount of fat you have is in the right places. (.)(.)
see, as much as you may think we do, us ladies dont appreciate things like that being said to us, if we look rough, we are usually fully aware of it, and therefore dont need you's to tell us, same goes, if we look/feel fat, the last thing we need is u to back it up!! lol, lads eh, you's will never learn!
Right Kerry you say women dont like being told their fat, Yeah? But they also dont like people who tell porky pies, Right? In that case what the hell should men say when asked "does my bum look big in this?" Its a lose lose situation!!!! well, Unless it doesnt look big and its dead tight and peachy and you just wanna..............ARGGGHH mmm got to go!!!!!!
Kerry didn't ask tho, Jeff just started calling her fat as soon as she woke up! And you aint fat Kerry, not at all, not in the slightest, you look lush babes! from the front anyway
Lads, if you're ever getting wrong off your bitch, just casually say... "you look really pretty today!" Works every time, if not over-used. It's snakes-with-tits only weak spot, thier vanity! (Thank fuck they have one, or we'd be dead meat)
phil hun, i like you more and more everyday!!!! you know my slyness is mint, afterall, im learning from the masters
