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How to change an animal.

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How to change an animal.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it!

Money may not make the world go round. But it can sure buy enough drugs to make it spin for a while.

Ketamine blocks nerve paths without depressing respiratory and circulatory functions, and therefore acts as a reliable anaesthetic. This may turn you into a gibbering, spaced out bore, mumbling and slurring away while your dancing may begin to resemble Bill and Ben on acid. Your movements may become as swift as a spliffed-up tortoise crawling across an extra-sticky big bun on a very hot day. You may be unable to move at all.

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