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  1. Big Steve

    Big Steve Registered User

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    Big Steve, Apr 15, 2008
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  3. Hebburnite

    Hebburnite Shabba

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    Could you imagine old Riverside queues as the dog approached?
    Hebburnite, Apr 15, 2008
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  4. Big Steve

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    not a nice experience walking past sniffer dogs with a crotch full of little fellas
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  5. ManofScience

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    We know a lot of people come to Newcastle on stag and hen parties. It can be on these occasions when people may try drugs for the first time

    you learn something new every day!


    Once again, targetting the easy statistics - get the end user with £20 worth of stuff in their possesion having a bit of a night out
    ManofScience, Apr 15, 2008
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  6. MistaK

    MistaK Modulations Staff

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    haha, too true.

    however its better that way - if they get the bigger targets - people wont be able to get nowt, hence;

    less people getting arrested and me going with nee harry's, makes me a dull boy.
    MistaK, Apr 15, 2008
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  7. Conway

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    it's all target driven, it's not about catching people doing nasty shit, it's all about opportunism and filling quotas.

    cunts.
    Conway, Apr 15, 2008
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    Leon Non Board Moderator

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    totally pointless exercise, all they do is give a caution for possesion !! It's all about hitting their targets and justifying funding!!
    Leon, Apr 15, 2008
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    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    MR KUHNT LIKES DRUGS.
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    hence the 2 inch nano iCock... aka. "pilly willy".


    ... the police always go through stages like this. there was one a few years ago at cosmic.
    Tuxedo, Apr 15, 2008
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    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    :lol: :king:
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  12. Gav Freaky Dancing

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    utter bollocks.

    They're mostly trained to sniff out weed, some of them may be trained to sniff out one or 2 other drugs, but almost certainly not the full range of illicit drugs.

    be careful though if you've got anything on you and have been sat in a room with people smoking weed etc. as the dog may well pick up on this. On the other hand though if you're not carrying anything but fancy helping to get rid of drugs dogs by confusing them and making the police think they're unreliable, then leaving your trousers hanging in your stoner flatmates room before going out could be a plan...:wink:
    Gav Freaky Dancing, Apr 15, 2008
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  13. Chewy

    Chewy I'd fist it

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    as i posted on the habit board

    the dogs aren't actually that good, the police only use them as it gives them grounds to search people

    the number they catch from the amount of searches they do is small, its just bad luck if you get caught
    Chewy, Apr 15, 2008
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    The ones that used to be outside the arena for godskitchen were hopeless. :lol:
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    Rights. They never found my liquid gold.

    Stuff like this just seems pointless, surely they have bigger fish to fry.
    trance_fan, Apr 15, 2008
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    They are training dogs to sniff out medical conditions, have no doubt that they can/will be able to smell tiny particles from pretty much anything they are trained to do.

    However, like Gav says they won't be trained to sniff everything and apparently they get confused after 20 minutes or so. More for show I reckon, but I'll still be walking over the other side of the road if I see them. :lol:
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  17. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    I couldnt think of owt worse than going out before clubbing and getting collared outside the gate or centre of life.
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  18. Gav Freaky Dancing

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    you have a crap imagination... getting gang raped by bears, eaten alive by flesh eating snails, having my insides scooped out with a wooden spoon by a psycho wannabe surgeon...

    but yeah, the one time I did get collared mid party mission was a fucking nightmare (a mistake that started with buying a jug of vodka redbull 2 mins before the bar shut, and somehow ended with me in a cell at gateshead police station when I was meant to have been en route to a party). I was quite literally climbing the walls:lol:
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    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    Sniffer dogs are trained to sniff out masking agents more than anything else - perfume on shoes, around the crotch etc
    Ferox, Apr 16, 2008
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  20. BRID

    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    Its like living in a scene from the Running man these days.

    Cctv watches you everywhere you go, the stazi police force keep people detained without charge for weeks on suspicion of 'terror'. Police with dogs roam the streets keeping a look out for anyone who dares to take drugs the government has NOT sanctioned and taxed, while ushering you into the next overpriced bar to drink their factory modified filth.

    ... And the DFS 'SALE' never seems to end - its like time is in a ever looping spiral ever downward.

    Roll on the revolution.
    BRID, Apr 16, 2008
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  21. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    What do you want me to do write a fucking sequence of events leading to a possible arrest?

    I stated what i wouldnt like to happen not some twisted weird thoughts.
    Geordie, Apr 16, 2008
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    Geordie: hello? hello? sense of humour? no answer.
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