Here in classy Yorkshire.... In protest at the introduction of healthy school dinners, a bunch of fat, jumped-up, hooped-earring wearing charver mums have started a little enterprise. At 11 AM, at playtime, they visit the school railings, and take orders for the chip shop at lunchtime. They then go to get the orders, and bring them back to their cardiac-timebomb offspring. This is as disgusting as it is laughable. They claim it is in the interests of 'they should have the choice innit', and 'choose' for their already obese children to be piling on the saturated fat, salt and sugar. Several suggestions for these mums: 1) Get a job 2) Stop poisoning your offspring 3) Fuck off.
