Help Please

Help Please

I snore really badly, and its starting to become an issue.

Can anyone give me any advice on how to stop?


Thank You Please

* lose weight

* stop smoking

* sew a golf ball in the collar of your pj's

* get a gum shield anti-snoring device

I've just stopped smoking and my lass reckons I hardly make a noise when I sleep now.

http://www.britishsnoring.co.uk/

Ive been off the cigarettes for nearly 2 months now, lost nearly a stone in 3 wks, but still snoring like mad!!

The gf had hardly any sleep last night, but i wouldnt even wake up which aint like me as im a very light sleeper!

Under your head or over your face?

Could you get some of those nasal strips, the ones that some of the footballers like Robbie Fowler used to wear?

They're supposed to keep the airways fully open and help stop snoring.

buy her some ear muffs and snore your head off !

alternativley dump her and find a nice scandinavian bird with a snoring fetish !

try sleeping in different positions .......... i.e shes on the couch downstairs while your in the bed!

Just tell your girlfriend to hit you or something....My dad snores so loud in the night I can hear him in my room but my mum manages to sleep through it I usually just throw the cat on his head or something

just dinnit gan to kip

Thats rich coming from someone who falls asleep at his own party at 9 o clock :camp:

hahaha your dad snores and gets pussy


urgh bet that thoughts not nice for ya

thats repulsive

I apologise but it was just to easy

no one likes the thought of mam and dad havn a shag or uncle bob touchin his knob or even aunty flo havin a go wi grandad!

At least you have to use your imagination.. I've heard mine at it.. it ain't nice

Unfortunately me too....not good....not good at all :sick:

thats you not invited to my next one.....your off the christmas card list now too

Common problem, see the doc

Don't lie Dan You know you will invite me