HELP! my cat thinks its a dog!

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  1. miss_messy

    miss_messy Registered User

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    HELP! my cat thinks its a dog!

    wots goin on??? i keep throwin a ball 4 david n he keeps bringin it back to me...is that not the behaviour of a doggy???

    maybe ive scared their little brains by callin dave dave when really hes a girl...but thinks hes a boy.......he finx he got a willy 4 xmas for gods sake!

    n then theres mitzi....she just permenantly looks spangled....

    WOT HAVE I DONE?????
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  3. Yosef Ha'Kohain

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    lmao

    hrrrmmmmm maybe you should write into animal hospital and get rolfs official verict.

    u have a cat called mitzi too... we do (fufu and me) but its erm boring and fat... not spangled or fun - just fat.
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    but seriously...mitzi has these mad hooooj saucer eyes...i mean they just aint normal...

    do u fink its all in a name???

    *spooky*
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    No, like I said before. You cats ate some of my Ket (a perfectly legal substance in case you where wondering). I feel this is behind their erratic behaviour.

    We all saw what effect this horrible and unpredictable drug had on "Shooting Star".....

    Perhaps having you as a role model/parent figure has not help the cats in their "teen"age years either.

    A combination of these factors has led to this condition often referred to as "Moggie-Mong-Mong-atosics".

    Try not to feed your cats Ket or let them spend time with that nasty "Saggy Baggy Belly" down the road.

    Things should improve with time.


    Rolf.
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    hummmmm excellent diagnosis mr talon!!

    u should bloody replace rolf!!

    lol

    :p
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    my mates Dog looks like its off its head all the time aswell, and it strangly resembles one of my mates when hes mashed
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    i dont fink i wanna meet ur mate then

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