Hellishly blonde

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  1. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    Hellishly blonde

    A brunette, a redhead and a blonde had died and found themslves in hell. The Devil told them that as this was his birthday, he would allow any of the three that could set him a task that he couldn't perform to have a reprive, and be re-routed to heaven.

    The brunette thought carefully and said, 'could you turn that lake into the most expensive perfume in the world?' The Devil snapped his fingers and there was a lake full of perfume.The brunette was whisked away.

    The redhead pondered and then said, 'could you turn that mountain into a diamond?' Old nick snapped his fingers and there was a mountain composed of pure diamond. The redhead dissapeared.

    The blonde sniffed, coughed and spat a good green one onto the floor.'Swim in that!' She said.
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  3. mentalbarter

    mentalbarter Registered User

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    hmmm, i dont get it
  4. crasher_chick

    crasher_chick I .....

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    I dont either! :dunce:
  5. JAY UNIT13

    JAY UNIT13 rude little man

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    your blonde though:oops: :p
  6. dodgy

    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

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    I either don't get it, or it's not funny. Unsure. :confused:
  7. ManofScience

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    i don't get it.
  8. paul

    paul Registered User

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    after asking lee (chase) on msn, i got...

    Lee says:
    she'll go to heaven if the devil cant do her challenge, could u swim in phlegm????

    i think its means, he wont be able to swim in her spit so she can goto heaven, logical but not funny :D
  9. dodgy

    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

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    But it's the devil, surely swimming in spit is a pretty straightforward thing? I'd do it for a fiver. :D

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