Have you got what it takes to be a red coat?

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  1. TryHard*tidyShaun

    TryHard*tidyShaun Registered User

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    Have you got what it takes to be a red coat?

    If you think you do, why? Why would you make a good red coat, what qualities do you have? if not, again why? Why couldn't you ever be one? What aspects of the job couldn't you cope with?

    Hi-De-Hi Campers! ;)
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    children......yuk!
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    Tis only a question of time:p
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    i know i cudn't b a red coat!!!

    howe can u possibly continue to smile after a child has puked & wiped their snots on u!!! :evil:

    then of course they start crying 4 their mammies after they've puked & snotted on u!! :mad:

    then u have a nervous breakdown! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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    My mate was a red coat!!!

    Forgot where he was working.

    But 1 time undercover News Of The World reporters stopped @ the holiday camp & got friendly with all the staff.
    So on my mates night off work , he went out with these people, they took photos of him dancing ,smiling, basically him having fun with a them.
    Then when they all got back to the holiday camp, they said 'Can you get us sorted?'he said 'I will try' anyway he did.

    That Sundays News Of The World

    A big fuck of picture of my mate with the headline

    'I WILL GET YOU HIGH DI-HIGH'

    He lost his job, he went back home, his parents kicked him out & it took his parents years before they let him back in there house.
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    gutter:eek:
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    unlucky
  9. Ruth

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    what a cunt!! that poor lad!! :)
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    That'll teach him!:eek:
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    Im the next H from Steps. :D

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