Have you ever had one of those days? your at work and so hungover you cant see, your breath would singe the eyelashes of gnats at 40 paces, and you realise, yes you really can sleep while your working?? *grumbles*bloody double vodka sharks*grumbles more* £10 you had to spend at the bar to use a card*grumbles* ive had one of those days, it started at 8.00am, and isnt over yet, goes like this 8.00-wake up (ta mam) 8.10 roll over 8.15 feel sick 8.20 get up drink coffee 9.00 roll in to work (literally) 10.00 - break and i realise there is only one packet of polos in the entire building to go around 200 people 11.30- i answer the phone with "good evening thank you for calling...." 11.32 - answer phone and have a fit of hysterics trying to say my own name 11.50 - learn to type account numbers without looking 12.00 - start a petition for bacon sarnies to be delivered 12.01 - my mate signs it (the only person who did) 12.59 - think thank god im leaving in a minute 1.00 - go to the lift, and theres loads of ppl there, so i walk back through to find the fire exit stairs 1.05 - get lost in a maze of corridoors 1.10 - start going crazy coz ive waited this long to get out of work and i cant physically get out 1.15 - security guard comes and finds me after seeing me sitting on the steps looking hopeless ~freee ~ have you ever had one?please tell me about it, it will make me feel so much better!!!!!!
no that dosent make me feel any better, that makes me feel all sad for you and steve. anyone else have a shot?
i just typed in hangover to google, lmfao BE CAREFUL OUT THERE... (AP) Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspected pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girls. There is a drug around called "beer" and it is generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad ccurred. At other times these unfortunate men are stung for life in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". Apparently men are easier victims for this scam if "beer" previously had been administered and they were sexually assaulted. Please! Forward this to every male you know.....However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly-affected like-minded guys. For the nearest support group near you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the yellow pages.
i do feel slightly better, sorry. he he, im hungy too and i miss my girlie. (im sure he wont like me callin him that)
lucy u are class. when i seen u last nite it looked like u were having a class time, must have being worth the hangover to have such a gud time!
I had one of those days today. Saw Mr Revel & Cyber Biff (Ted) in town...... walked over to see them and PLOP pigeon shites all over me. For some reason Rev & Ted thought it was funny?
I have had many days like that!!! The worst was when I went out for a mates stag night and got exceptionally plastered. The next day I went to work and fell asleep in the toilets for 45 minutes until someone came and got me, fearing I have fell over and smashed my head!!!
********** HANGOVER RATING SYSTEM ********** The One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, your are craving a philly sub and steak fries. The Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Denny's excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. The Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavoured schnapps' shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once. The Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the bathroom. The Five Star Hangover, (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now.....
Nice one Ade! I usually have a five star on a Monday morning thanks to Sunday Trading, but I was good last night and took the car so I couldn't get pissed. How virtuous do I feel (and how annoying was it staying sober last night)?
i had a worse day! i leant ted my headphones on friday for vuzz, and he lost them!!! and i was tired! and my g/f was @ work all day. seeing you get crapped on was probs the highlight of the day... along with seeing gav in a 'phones 4 u' jacket!
i quite frequently have one of those days where i wish i hadn't bothered waking up & getting out of bed!!!! i hate days like that cos it makes it even worse than just having to get up early!!!!
