Has anyone ever!

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  1. Neil Buckley

    Neil Buckley Registered User

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    Has anyone ever!

    Has anyone ever fell asleep woke up in the middle of the night just to find that your arm has been behind your head and when you wake up, you through it arround something silly and try to bite it till you get the feeling back in it!!!
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    that happens 2 me all the time, i always bite me arm, it happened 2 me back other nite coz i was lyin on floor, i was scratching it but i cudn't feelmesel scratchin it lol !!!
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    has anyone ever fell asleep during the day, woke up about 6pm and started to get ready for work only to find you are 12 hours early.
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    Re: Has anyone ever!

    no but i ve dribbled in my sleep:)
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    ive fell a kip and woke up with my arm under my pillow but my arm has been that dead i couldnt move it!!and been stuck there for quite a while;)
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    i h8 doing that!! but its well funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Yep:oops:
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    next time yank ya arm out and try and move ya fingers its funny as fuck
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    its ionly my hand that falls asleep...or like just my little finger

    it hurts tho eventually...but i do like to pinch and bite it while its numb :D
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    it happens to me alot, well weird feels like ive lost me arm in an

    freaky dream, or ate it when i had the munchies
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    I had a full on case of sleep Paralysis once.
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    One night I woke up in agony... erm, down below. Me knackers were knacking. It was the kind of crippling pain when you can't do anything about it but you have to try anyway. I had to sit in the bathroom for about 10 minutes prodding gingerly at my clems.
    I'm a boxer short fella and it turns out that I'd trapped one of me jewels in the leg of my shorts. I didn't wake until the constriction caused sufficient pain. Unfortunately, like when you've held a hot cup for too long, most of the pain is experienced after release!!
    Now every night I have a religious routine of carefully checking the position of my beloveds before going to kip.
    I wouldn't wish that pain on Saddam himself!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Come on just admit it, the pain was caused because in a night of pure self lust you had wanked yourself sensless!

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