Hairdressers

Hairdressers

How comes they always fuck up! I go to the best hairdressers in durham (attica, miles better than t n g) get the gayest looking hairdresser ever (which means he's the bees knees ) and he fucks up!!!!!

I look like fucking G.I. Joe.... I got a fecking skin head more or less.... grrrrr

does anyone know a hairdresser capable of cutting good hair?

Re: Hairdressers

Yeah this lass called mel who does mine she is cool as fuck and she is an ex-cyber

messy does a good haircut after a litre of vodka and a bottle of red wine

I've seen both yours and messys hair.. no ta

I want a real hairdresser.... don't mind spendin money - not a durnk cyber...

or even worse an ex cyber... dunc no friend of urs is going anywhere near my golden locks

And whats wrong with my mates eh?

Confuzzled's my mates and he's ok-ish.

he may be ok but he aint cutting my hair

Ahh go on.

Best let him have a few vodka's first

Mariah and Opel at Crown on High Bridge Street are v good

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surely there are plenty of farmers with shears who could sort u out mate !

i spent nearly a year training as a hairdresser for gary hooker.

left there and went to work at toni and guy and after 2 days realised i really really didnt want to be a hairdresser, so i went to college instead.

gary hooker does my hair tho, hes one of the top hairdressers in the UK, and has won best ahirdresser award 4 times. it looks nice when he does it, but its not long til its back to its poo self.

Ummm..... gal I know named Anna who used to work at Sherlocks, and before that Storm, and somewhere else before that too. She knows Kerry James apparently, but that's completely off the point.
Anyway, she now lives in Leeds, and comes up once a month to cut my hair
Dunno why I'm tellin you this like.
Oh yeh, Sherlocks. Great hairdressers. Toni & Guy are absolutely hopeless.

I'd say Sherlocks or Essensuals in Newcastle.

Nowt wrong with Toni & Guy in Sunderland like.

Some rite tasty bits workin there too

essensuals is toni and guy.

its just their other branch but they are the same hairdressers. they swap, some days they work at toni and guy, others at essensuals.

I knew it was sumat to do with Toni & Guy, but I jus thought they owned it. Anyway, there's a bloke at Essensuals that's class. Least there used to be, duno if he's still there.

the best male hairdresser at toni & guy is jonathon, well, the last time i was there he was. they might have some new lads now. but if u want a good haircut ask for him, hes a really nice bloke too, camp as butlins like, but hey joe, you'd get on dead well with him

'scuse me, errrrrrrrr, what the fucking hell is that on your avatar brian??????????

what the fuck is it?

eh?


what the fuck is it?

runt


what the fuck is it?????

eh?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

i mean for gods sake its disgusting

what the fuck is it brian? where did you get it?

what the fuck is it??? eh?

what the fucking hell is it????

WHAAAAAAT THE FUCCCCCK IS IT?

it confuses and frightens me quite a lot

so what the FUCK is it???????????????????


im trying to say that with so much meaning

(imagine me screaming at the computer "what the fuck is it??")

but seriously what the fuck is it??

it is hideous! its minging

oh my god man where is it from?

why is it there?

and most importantly i think, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT??!!!:evil: