Great Lies to tell children

Great Lies to tell children

milk has feelings,

yes that is the ice cream van you can hear but when he's playing his song it means he's run out of ice cream (my neighbour actually told his kids this, meany!)

if you put bacon in the dvd player you get a short film on the life of a pig

kiwi fruit comes form the moon

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thats a new one for the modern age

my mother used to always tell me "your the most handsome boy in the universe".... it took me 23 years to realise she'd lied

just teach them wrong i.e left is right and right is left, up is down and down is up.

Why would anyone want to intentionally rear an idiot like you?

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If you tell your kids that you deserve a greasy disc tray and possibly a broken dvd player.

piss off frenchy, i'm highly educated

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you tell other peoples kids that you fool.

I've always said i'm going to fuck with my kid's minds as they get older, like on their 1st day of secondary school take them but be wearing this horrid outfit and make them take a noddy lunch box and insist on holding their hand until they're in the class room then kiss them goodbye in fron tof all their mates and cry, just generally make them want to curl up and die.

that's why you have kids so you don't have to brew up as soon as they get to age 8 and you have someone to pick on.

:devil:

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You shouldnt be allowed near children

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you to but not for the same reasons

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I hope to rape your first born

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i'm not having kids, if one happens by accident and the bitch wants to keep it, you can rape away, hopefully it will die in the process.

deal

Yeah left. You're about as highly educated as someone with Up's syndrome.

and it will no doubt be hot as fuck you'll only need to look at the parents to see.

no left