Good luck Niall taken from www.true-faith.co.uk funny....... A hearty and genuine (ahem) good luck message goes to Irish football genius Niall Quinn who has now appointed himself as manager of European mega club, Sunderland AFC. Quinn has allegedly interviewed Capello, Mourinho, Wenger, Ferguson, Trappatoni, Scolari and Lippi all of who were desperate to work with Kevin Kyle but Quinn decided he'd be better at the job than all of them put together. Lifelong (ahem) Sunderland fan Martin O'Neill (with the Sunderland tattoo remember) who has now discussed almost every club's managerial position with them in the last 6 months has also been turned down because he wears specs. Niall is expected to announce he will also be operating one of the turnstiles at the North Stand (imaginative name) at the SoS on match-days, while their lass serves the pies from a truck outside the main car park. The Quinn bairns will be taking the Black Cat Bingo cards around at HT. Niall will do a couple of mornings in the club shop in between signing world class superstars from around the globe. David Trezeguet is said to be intrigued by Niall's rotational tactics i.e. centre-forward, wide-right and then cutting the grass at the training ground. All the best to Niall and everyone down the road. We all know ...... .....SUNDERLAND'S A MASSIVE CLUB!
