Goldie Lookin' Chain - You Knows I Loves You Fucking genius "I got a tattoo on my bollocks. I was gonna get your name, but I only got initials 'cos I couldn't stand the pain..."
Loads of GLC's tunes have funny lyrics like that For all the Stoners: Soapbar. "It tastes like shit and it makes you cough and its the fucking rubber init that gets you off!"