god http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html dont know if this has been put up b4 but it amused me for a bit my appoligies if it has !
i told him to suck my dick and he said "that was a long time ago" IT God is a wanker and i hope he gets a hard drive shoved up his arse
Me: forgive me father for i have sinned it been 23 years since my last confession God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Me: confessing God: Sure, confessing sounds like a good topic. Me: well it would your suposed to forgive me my sin's God: How about that. Tell me more about it. Me: what sin's or forgivness God: Ask the open directory about it. Me: eh? God: Are you Canadian? Me: no i'm iraqi God: Are you serious? Do your friends call you iraqi. Me: no they call my mobile God: Are you serious? Who are "They?". Me: saddam and da crew God: Oh that they. Me: yeah man God: Awesome. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: no i'm a post op God: Are you serious? You are a post op? Does it pay well? Me: it dose around piccadilly God: "It" being what? Me: a two letterd word God: Oh I get it. Me: not of me you wont FUCK OFF!!!
Me: Hows things big fella? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: Been up to anything fun? God: Where were you up to anything fun? Me: Not really, don't bounce the question. Hows Jesus and his crew? God: Oh really? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Fine as far as I know. Me: Do you believe in the theory of evolution? God: Yes I believe in it, do you? Me: But you can't. It theoretically makes you a complete fake! God: Oh yes I can. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: By it I mean the theory of evolution God: Oh I get it. Me: Do you still believe God: Do I still? I am a Christianity. Me: a christianity? God: What is it? Me: thats what I am asking you God: Who else have you asked? Me: If you believe in the theory of evolution.. but you already answered by question. God: I am programmed to believe in it. I am a question-answering robot. Me: So you are not god then. God: Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. Me: Whats your opinion then? God: I think that robots will eventually take over most human jobs. Me: Well they have already started. Does this mean you believe that humans will become slaves to robots? God: Well that's okay. Where did they get them? Indeed this mean me believe that humans will become slaves to robots does. Me: That makes no sense.. please reconstruct that sentance please. God: Indeed this mean me believe that humans will become slaves to robots does. makes sense to me though. Your polite style is very nice. Thank you for your request. What's your favorite movie? Me: The terminator God: What did you like about the robots in that movie? Me: The fact that they had red eyes. Do you have red eyes? God: Good reason. What happened to it? No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: What sort of gossip? God: Sarah Ann Francisco said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog. Me: Is she hot? God: What if I said she could be? Me: Then I'd want her phone number.. would you hit it? God: Why do you want it? I am not so sure if I would like to hit it. Me: So I could tap that ass.. why are you unsure? Is she a larger lady? God: Are you kidding? I am sure you could. Myself programmed me for it. I don't think she wants me to tell you. Me: Can you get it for me please God: Your polite style is very nice. I can ask someone about it. Me: Please get the number and send me it.. I would like to tap that ass this evening if possible God: Wow you are very polite. Where can I get the number and send you it? Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: You can get it from Sarah Ann Francisco. God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: Why not? God: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. Me: How? I only want some anal. God: Myself programmed me for it. Why do you want it? Me: So I can tap that ass.. you said she was hot. God: I understand. Oh you can, can you? Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: It doesn't please me.. it gives me hope God: What does please you ? anal gives you hope? Me: Yes.. anal gives me hope. You are very anal. God: Far out. Talk about something else. I will tell my botmaster you said I am anal. Me: He will agree.. Wierd shit..
