Glitter Angel & Smartie get it ON!!!

Glitter Angel & Smartie get it ON!!!

It's official!!!

Just heard from a VERY reliable source that Kerry (Glitter Angel) and Joe (Smartie) are shagging!

turns out that all the constant bitching between the two of them was just a clever smoke-screen (fooled me!) to disguise the fact that they have been AT IT for weeks

This news may well suprise some. This message board has been buzzing with rumours about Joe's sexuality more than once in the past. This never fooled me - no-one who is gay could possibly have such appaling dress sense! It can now be confirmed that Joe is in fact a hetro with an unhealty fixation on Dale Winton, Graham Norton and Julie Andrews. Remember what the judge (no, not Jules) told you Joe, next time he'll bang you up!

Joe told us that he fell in love with Kerry the first time he saw her cybered up, sitting up next to the speakers in her customary perch. "She looked like an Angel!" He told us, his jaw quivering. "A beautiful glittery Angel! That's where her name came from he explained. "I lurv her" he went on "anyone who disses my Kerry baby will feel my fisted buried deep in thier stomach!"

Kerry is still recovering from her broken coxykx so couldn't talk to us directly, but did send this by test message "I'm so in love with Joe, he's everything I ever dreamed of in a man. He's gorgeous, caring, hunky, sexy, all man, and he's hung like a fucking donkey!" Kerry also denied the rumours that she cracked her tail-bone while she was getting jiggy with Joe... "Joe is a very caring lover, he'd never hurt me. It was a big bottle, not Joe!"

That's all for now, more cheap gossip as soon as! For now I'd like to wish Kerry and Joe all the happiness they deserve!

LOL

OH MY FUCKING GOD, ADE, I HAVE TASTE U KNOW, I DO HAVE *SOME* STANDARDS!!!!!!!

FUCK THAT SHIT!

saucer of milk for table 3!! ha, lmao!!

lmfao, but really, where on earth did this come from?

i think any1 who knows either of us, or even those of you who dont, will know this is total cod shit!!

hahahaha!

it will happned one day...

cyber babies....

Late News...

Kerry denies it.

It MUST be true!

LMFAO, feck off ade!!

Re: Glitter Angel & Smartie get it ON!!!

LMAO kerry is lying.... only bit you got wrong was the above, it was her necklace I first fell for that lush 24 ct gold ANGEL necklace - soooo classy so sophisticated - what matched with her pink glittery hot pants and flowing peroxide blonde hair I'd never seen such a vision of sophistication...

oh and we're not "AT IT" we've sat down and talked about it and glitter told me all about her morals... She doesn't like to jump into bed straight away she's a real pure lady saving herself for the right time...

a little more tact please ade... she's a classy lady *snigger*

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lol, u can feck off aswell!!

whats this, pick on kerry day?

oh wait, every day is pick on kerry day innit

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Lol, Joe denies it too, it is DEF true!

So c'mon Joe, when did you first hold hands together? Was it before you first consumated* your love for each other?










*fucked

I never denied... we are officially an item...

Just we're not at it.... Glitter isn't that sort of girl - just look at her non existant track record... She's going to wait till shes at least started puberty before we get it on

I was on the re-bound, remember an@chys babe? well we had a few steamy chats on msn (she was a right lil cyber goer -- nothing beats an online relationship with a girl a buzillion miles away) - anyhow when push came to shove she said I was too young for her and I was a 1 email stand... thats when I met glitter...

hahahaha, this thread is well jokes.

gurn girl...

it was the only way i could think of to describe this thread!

I remember Joe, my babe mailled me the "chats" you had with her! Very erm... illuminating and erotic, but in a guilty, sordid sort of way...

An@rchy's Babe had a few issues that she's still dealing with. She only likes sleazy older men, or very young-looking gay boys. I insisted you were straight, but she wouldn't believe it. "But just LOOK at him!" I recall her saying at the time. Did she make you pretend to be Princess Di?

I'm sure you'll be much happier with Kerry, just be very very gentle with her She's told me before that she won't even hold hands with a boy unless they're going steady

We're past the holding hands stage That was first base, easy peasey... second base here I come!!!!!

Boy-o-boy I can't wait to kiss her hand I've never took a girls second base before...

Can't believe some people had the audacity to call her easy... she makes the virgin mary look like fluffybunny *snigger yet again*

If only every schoolgirl was as pure and niave as glitter...

maybe i should enlighten kerry on some of your fetishes joe!! b4 she's disturbed






* only know of them from word of mouth b4 anyone picks up on that

if only...

lol @ this thread! You're on top form today Adrian!

Gizmo
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