Geordie breaks down on the motorway... So he goes to the call box to phone the RAC... "Hello...Hello...is that the RAC?" "Yes sir, what can I help you with?" "Well me car's conked out y'knaa, just won't go like" "Right, well is your battery flat?" "Divvent knaa, what shape should it be?" "No sir, I wasn't referring to the shape, I meant is there any life left in it?" "Oh aye there's tons of life left in it, cos when I torn the key it goes 'vroom vroom vroom'" "Right, well have you run out of petrol?" "Narh, I put fawah poond in this mornin. A knaa fawah poond isn't much, but I've only been round the corner to the post office y'knaa, like" "Right, well are you overheatin?" "Narh I'm on Byker Bridge" Anybody that's heard of, or has seen Bobby Pattinson will have heard that joke, but it's a classic, and I heard it yesterday, so thought I'd provide some laughs. Feel free to post jokes here...
Re: Re: Geordie breaks down on the motorway... Fuck off you critical cow! I don't live over that end, I live in a nice area, I wouldn't know
Re: Re: Re: Geordie breaks down on the motorway... surely you should know byker bridge isnt a motorway!! i dont live over that end, i live in a nice area too, but i know byker bridge isnt a motorway!!
