geography >The GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN > >Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, > >naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. > >Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to > >trade especially for someone with cash. > >Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of > >her own beauty. > >Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Italy. Gently aging but still a warm > >and desirable place to visit. > >Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past > >mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. > >Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are > >unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. > >Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all > >conquering past but alas, no future. > >After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, > >but no one wants to go there. > > > > >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN > >Between 13 and 80 a man is like the USA - ruled by a d**k
