future totp no 1? A wee song currently selling zillions (copyright P Lawell) in the Far East.... There he was just running on the grass Singing Du Wei diddy diddy dum diddy doo Pulling at jerseys and slipping on his ass Singing Du Wei diddy diddy dum diddy doo He looked bad (looked bad) He looked slow (looked slow) He looked bad, he looked slow In an awful Celtic show A signing from Chinajust to sell another shirt Singing Du Wei diddy diddy dum diddy doo A backfired attempt that left Celtic in the dirt Singing Du Wei diddy diddy dum diddy doo He looked lost (looked lost) At Broadwood (at Broadwood) He looked lost, at Broadwood As the Celtic team got screwed Oh - who - oh - oh The defenders were left all at sea (Yes they were) By the play that was flowing from the Bully Wee Wee Gordon Strachan made a serious foul up Singing Du Wei diddy diddy dum diddy doo As Clyde put the Celtic out of the Cup Singing Du Wei diddy diddy dum diddy doo