Funny

Funny

Well we`ve got a thread for shit jokes, so lets have one for good ones, get them on and keep us entertained.

Why do Men Fart more than Women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up
pressure.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his
girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while
making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf
ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic? he used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog

lol, im sure we've got a forum full of stuff like this

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.

what d'you call a man with a spade embedded in his skull?

Doug

Heres one...you hear about the promise forum for this stuff?

No? Well you have now!

Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.

Ah, your not gonna move it to the other forum are you?

run for the hills paul, the fun police have spotted us

sorry, but just coz i can

Raaa!:evil:
If only I had the power! One day...

well thanks glitter for moving my thread, the past couple of days ive been trying to sort a job out for u, but now, well,

i think i`ll try n find u a job as a brickie or someit now, lol

Whats grey and smells of curry???

John Majors dick!

You hear bout the dyslexic pimp? He set up a Warehouse.

What's black and slides down Nelson's column??

Winnie Mandella.