Fucking Pigs

Fucking Pigs

Just woke up to 5 texts reminding me I got lifted last night for pissing in an alley when I was mortal last night my head is fucking killing I've got no memory of last night what so ever

Kids and their drink eh

I had absynth

ooof..and there it is right there

The 1st time i had that i thought i was choking for about 5 secs - its like necking straight spirits x 10

haha its killed my memory of everything that happened last night. The last thing I can remember was getting out of work and walking up the street!

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ha ha ha ha ha ha no way kid 60 quid fine? or a slapped wrist ?


so we should be seeing you on the next series of crimefighter's NE then yeah

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Ive got no idea mate, I hope its a warning!

I hope you get a hefty fine.

have you checked your shoes yet ?

Next time you will think twice about pissing outside

you should be allowed to piss outside, if you dont have a toilet wtf are you supposed to do, piss yaself!

weve bin pissing outside since the dawn of man

I got away with a warning apparently

Im sure I argued that point to the wanker last night or I definatley thought it I was too smashed to remember. The way I see it is when you've got to go nothings going to stop you. Plus I did it in a alley in a corner its not like I was running up the bigg market pissing on the tramps on the benches.

exactly!but atleast you got a warning and not a fine. i'd be gutted getting fined for having a piss lol. when you gotta go you gotta go. its not like you dropped trou and had a shit in central station. or maybe you did, you'll never know cos you were too pissed to remember

Absenth fucking blows you away we always bring 2 bottles back every year..... you know it's gonna get messy when the absenth comes out

er... Hold it in.

Girls have to, why shouldnt blokes? Girls have smaller bladders too.

Just coz you can doesnt mean you should. Mingers!

not if he's pissed out of his face he wont

you cant hold it in forever though

and believe me, lasses do it too, ive seen many a slag pulling there knickers down in back alleys for a piss

I've saw plenty of lasses squating with their knickers round their ankles showering the curbs at 2am

and what do you think of them?

Slags and mingers. Same should go for lads who do it,

Whipping out your winkies in allyways? flashers!