friday funny >George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell, where the >devil is waiting for him. > >"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list,but I >hve no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you >what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as >you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even >let YOU decide who leaves." > >George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. > >The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool >of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over again. >Such was his fate in hell. > >"No!", George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't >think I could do that all day long." > >The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge >hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time >ater time after time. > >"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony >if all I could do was break rocks all day," said George. > >The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the >floor with his arms folded behind his head, and his legs staked in a spread >eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinski, doing what she does best. >George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, >"Yeah, I can handle this." > >The devil smiled and said.........."OK, Monica, you're free to go!" !!!!
