French Fans I can't find a link anywhere, but seen it on skysports news this morning. A home made bomb was thrown onto the pitch during the Nice - Marseille, and i think a policeman lost a finger or two. if this had happened over here uefa/fifa would have kicked reet off, people always complain about our fans but yet other countries seem to get away with alot worse
http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx...clid=144&lid=2&title=LFP+to+take+action+over+'bomb' CRAZY CUNTS
thats cos were too appologetic and uefa / fifa are politically driven i reckon. youve seen the shit the turks get upto and these fucking idiot frenchies,
We should go to Paris and go up the Eiffel Tower, we are bound to see him from up there, I heard a rumour that from the top you can even see as far as the moon.
We should just look for the man who is acting a little bit shifty- that shouldn't be too hard in a country like France. The moon you say? I heard you can touch the moon from the top of the tower.
It can't possibly be any further than a literal stones throw. I like your plan about looking for the shifty character. Should we hang some garlic round our necks so that we fit in?
Yeah, I heard that it is actually made of cheese, so we can have a snack while we fight crime. Good idea about the garlic, I will did out my stripey blue and white jumpers, and bring them too.
I have some stick on moustaches and some black berets, don't ask why. They could also be useful to provide extra stealth.
Sweet. I will forsake cleaning my teeth for the next few days, that should aid the undercover process. Christophe (see, in character already) I suggest you do the same. And bring those berets too.
Im in favour of postponing my personal hygene for the good of catching this villain. Consider it done. Meet you at the Lambo depot at 4pm?
Yeah, I stopped washing it when I heard of the French football atrocities- I felt that our crime fighting skills would be required at some point. At least, that's what my excuse is for not washing it....