For Sale... 1 Prayer mat - Used but brilliant condition, please note that the display picture is just for referance only, the actual mat has a Reebok emblem stitched into the bottom with authentic Ralph Lauren tags on the underside, the lad cant take a picture as his camera phones apparently suffered some fire damage when he was out on the piss the other night: 1 Skull cap - Again used, bit worn/torn & discoloured but washes lovely. Authentic Afgan Lambs wool with Vivienne Westood tags, very very rare: 1 Dora the Explorer Backpack - Fire damaged but still usable (replaceable straps included): 1 Goat - Must go to good home, fully house trained & comes with all relevant accessories: Seggs for hooves, Dicky-bow-tie & plastic covers for horns when raining, must have garden for Grazing or live next to a decent size Park field: Kid I know from the Mosque is wanting rid of all these for a quick sale following a Police investigation, prices availible upon request. Genuine sale, please no time wasters. Please call: Kev 'semtex' Gunn - 07955992335
The filth are finally onto proudy and he uses the old 'a kid i know' line, it doesn't wash with us lot m8!
Hahaha. Is that actually Kev's number though 'cos I need it. Lost it when my phone was erased a while back.
