For Sale THE SUNDERLAND SALE: Sunderland TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4.99 Sunderland VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9.99 Sunderland BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Reid OUT", "Wilkinson OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15.00 "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Bob Stokoe (Our Hero) attached. - £0.50 each. Sunderland JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25.00 Sunderland C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG Mick". Ideal for the pricks in the Stadium of Shite. - £0.75 for life-times supply (3). Sunderland BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups- £14.99 Sunderland 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Phil Babb' sanitary towel, complete with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1.00 each KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8.99 LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground in the country. A snip at just £25.00 Sunderland LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as worn by the players) £0.99 each BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs)
