For Sale: Sibling

For Sale: Sibling

FOR SALE...Female Sibling (for sisterly love only)

18 years old (will be 19 in may) Tall, Red hair.

Answers to the name Laura.

Demands 24 hour care and attention.

Refuses to work for her own money and will take yours by any means nessercary.

Will not take no for an answer. If you say no, she will beat you up until you say yes.

Has a tendancy to sell your possesions for money.

Drinks to extreme excess.

Smokes to extreme excess.

Rarely touches illegal substances.

Has trouble keeping her legs together.

Two very careful previous owners. (dont have a choice but to be careful around her)

New owner must be firm with her as she will try to get her own way contantaly.

Open to All Offers.

*disclaimer - female sibling is to be used purley for sibling needs and not for anything else personally...although once bought, you can sell her on for what ever means*

Re: For Sale: Sibling

picture?

try before i buy?

pic.

Hmmm i see 2 things that seem to run in the family there !!!

want her or not?

how much is your sibling going for??

can i swap her for 500 records??

what? like some of the guinness book of world records?

I dont own any dex so no good...try again.

300 apples and a grapefruit perhaps??

maybe a jar of marmite, with a free marmite spoon thrown in for luck?

Fresh Fruit makes my mouth swell up.

More marmite and ill think about it.

Throw in a crasherkid and uve got urself a deal.

i recognise her!

Ill have her

how do u recognise her?

i ll give u sum marbles, seen as tho u ve lost urs

I will give you 1 goat for your sister!

best offer.

a fruit cake?

camel

sold

when can you collect her?

shit too late was gonna get my mate to buy her then sell her to me for whatever i wanted her for