For all Newcastle Fans >Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Alan Shearer are standing >before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them >and says; "before granting you a place at my side, >I must first ask you what you believe in". > >Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?" >Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, >"I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing >else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from >the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. >I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people >who stood on the terraces supporting their club." > >God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat on his left. >He then turns to Luis Figo, "and you, Luis, what do you >believe?" > >Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour >and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent >my whole playing career providing a living embodiment >of these traits." > >God moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the >seat to his right. > >Finally he turns to Alan Shearer, "and you, Big Al, >what do you believe?" > >"I believe" says Shearer "you're sitting in my seat."
