Fishing Trip > At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly > gentleman and an elderly lady > struck up a conversation and discovered that > they both loved to fish. > > Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing > together the next day! > > The gentleman picked the lady up, and they > headed to the river to his fishing boat and > started out on their adventure. > > They were riding down the river when there was a > fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, > > "Do you want to go up or down?" > > All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt > and pants and made mad passionate love to the man > right there in the boat! > > When they finished, the man couldn't believe > what had just happened, but he had just experienced > the best sex that he'd had in years. > > They fished for awhile and continued on down the > river, when soon they came upon another fork in the > river. > > He again asked the lady, "Up or down?" > > There she went again, stripped off her clothes, > and made wild passionate love to him again. > > This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so > he asked her to go fishing again the next day! > > She said yes and there they were the next day, > riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the > river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?" > > The woman replied, "Down." > > A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman > guided the boat down the river when he came upon > another fork in the river and he asked the > lady, "Up or down?" > > She replied, "Up." > > This really confused the gentleman so he asked, > > "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked > you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad > passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!" > > She replied, "Well, yesterday, I wasn't wearing > my hearing aid and I thought the choices were > fuck or drown.
