Ferrari's Decision The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed Mackem youths from Silksworth. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Sunderland youths in Silksworth were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Mackem Crew's first practice session, not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.
I like but at the same time I have a bad head and feel shit and i want everyone to know that *pah* @ this giving up smoking lark, it's turning me into a wreck :spangled: but i do like the joke
Ciggies, after the funeral last week i promised i would stop... i aint had one for a wee while, and my body is clearly tryin to get rid of it all... and i feel like shit im not in a good way
ouchy to u!!! just think of how much healthier your lungs will feel after they've cleared themselves out tho!!!
