FAO: Newcastle Fans After a long and fruitful life (?) Alan Shearer dies peacefully in his sleep. On arriving in heaven God is waiting at the gates. "Now Alan" he says, "because you have impressed me so much throughout your life I am going to give you your own house in heaven, it's not much but you're lucky as only a few people get houses to live in up here". "Thank you Lord", Alan replied. They walked together for a while until they approached the bottom of the driveway leading to a small wooden house and in the front door window there was a faded Newcastle United FC sticker. Alan again thanked God before proceeding up the driveway. Half way up he caught sight of the house behind his. This house had red and white gates and a long winding drive way, at the top of which was a 50 feet tall flagpole with a giant Middlesbrough FC flag. Looking closely at the house Alan saw it had many windows, each with a brand new shiny Middlesbrough FC sticker. On looking through the living room window Alan saw a life sized poster of Juninho proudly standing in his red 'n' white kit. Alan began to shake his head and God seeing this asked what was wrong. "Well" Alan said, "I played in the Premiership with Newcastle and entertained the fans, played for England and scored countless goals over many seasons". God beckoned him to continue and Alan said "I'd just like to ask why Juninho gets a bigger house than me"? God shook his head and said "Alan, Alan...that isn't Juninho's house.....it's mine".
trust the smoggie scum to nick our fuckin joke. the mackems will be tellin it next. the real joke is kevin phillips goes to heaven see's a big fuck off mansion with pic of hero and you know the rest.
that's a shit joke, it's not even funny. newcastle aren't even middlesborough's rivals, hartlepool and darlington are.
what an amazing grasp of the word 'rivals' you seem to have. if you want to be pedantic, i think you'll find anyone who is competing in the premier league is a potential rival of newcastle. boro, sunderland & newcastle are the 3 derby teams in the north east, end of. p.s. joke tickled me.
yeah me too actually - ages back. then it was changed for mags... and so on.... (prob other teams in between too..)
Wot u on about? They have never been our rivals, jus the teams that are most local. Boro's rivals are, and always will be Newcastle, Sunderland, and Leeds.
what the fuck u on about mr twix, boro can not be fuckin classed as a derby, cause thenm wankers at sky sports say so, it must be true our derby is with sunderland, and no fukker else, shortly we wont have a derby in the lge, cause the sad makam bastards r soon to b nationwided. i thought u would have signed kleberson, he would have fitted right up your street, the fuckin nonce
magical words to here from a geordie! you do your team and city proud! why can't you talk about football without resorting to insults? why are you so angry? why don't you ask any one of the travelling geordie fans who came down to boro, to watch your beloved mags get beaten, if they think the game was a derby or not? the games between middlesbrough, sunderland & newcastle will always be derby games, like it or not... god sake, even the geordie gods such as messers robson & shearer think so. end of. MWA X X
