McTout blows on his bagpipes, whilst Elspeth & Angus watch those notes go floating across the Waves. Ferocious-Ness appears at once, and grabs a note or two for lunch, And the whole of the Family Ness is not too far behind Sporty-Ness leaps over him, Turns up-side-down and dives back in, And the beautiful Lovely-Ness shows she's the kissing kind! Eyewit-Ness comes up for air, And taking notes without a care, He turns, with a crash, and a bash and and a splash, To the Family Ness...... You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu, But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo. You may see an Anaconda, or Giraffe and Kangaroo, But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo..... One thing's for sure - You'll never find a Nessy in the zoo.... Up-side-downy Bats, And stripey Cats, And Monkeys too; Big Cow pats And keepers hats, And things that "with" and "coo" Birds that stand on spikey legs; Whilst others "bill" and "coo", Yes, there's an awful lot of sadness in the zoo. You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu, But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo. You may see an Anaconda, a Giraffe and Kangaroo, But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo. While Dolphins leap, See Lions sleep, Gorillas stare at you; Camels ride, And Penguins slide, To catch a fish or two; Sly Vultures look you in the eye, And see you as a stew, At feeding time they make a hearty meal of you. You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu, But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo. You can go to Auctomuckty, And to Drumnadrocit too, But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo. Creepy-crawly things, And yawning Kings, Stay out of view; Hippopotomi don't bat an Eye, They Wallow Through; While Country Bears, Just hug in pairs, Highenas laugh at you, And there is not a lot to laugh at in the zoo. You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu, But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo. You may see an Anaconda, a Giraffe and Kangaroo, But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo..... You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu, But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo. You can go to Auctomuckty And to Drumnadrocit too, But you'll never find a Nessy, No you'll never find a Nessy, No you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo.
the nessies was quality lonliness, happyness and so on they dont make kids programs like they used to
jus that's out of order.....familyness was a quality programme!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: