Family Fortunes Answers Some of these are a fucking crease Something you mount: "A mountain.." Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse.." A sport which involves throwing something: "Tennis.." A type of bean: "Lesbian.." (This and the one above were the product of Brian Dowling's fertile imagination, on a celebrity edition of the show, in which the 'purse' answer also arose.) Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.." Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.." A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.." Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.." A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.." Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.." Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits.." A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire.." A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.." An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.." A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.." A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.." A slang word for a girl: "Slag.." An animal with horns: "A bee..." A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.." Something made of wool: "A sheep.." Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.." Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.." An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.." Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.." Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.." A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.." A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.." A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.." (Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..") Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.." Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.." A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.." A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.." A measurement of liquid: "Paint.." Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.." A famous Dick: "Carrot.." A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.." Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.." Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.." A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.." A yellow fruit: "Orange.." An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.." Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.." A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.." Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands.." Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.." A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.." Something you beat: "An apple.." Something associated with rain: "Water.." An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.." Something you make into a ball: "Eggs.." A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.." A popular TV soap: "Dove.." Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse.." Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.." Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde.." A fast animal: "A hippo.." Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.." Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.." A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.." Something that has a shell: "Batman.." Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.." Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.." Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.." A non-living object with legs: "A plant.." A sign of the Zodiac: "April.." An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy.." A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.." An animal with big ears: "A bear.." Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.." A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.." Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.." A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe.." Something you pull: "A potato.." An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.." A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.." A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.." A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.." Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game.." A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.." Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.." Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.." Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.." A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.." A type of record: "A floppy disk.." A type of large cat: "Persian.." A job that a working dog does: "A slave.." Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.." An occupation where you need a torch: "A burglar.." A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.." Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.." A dangerous race: "The Arabs.." A game played in the dark: "Charades.." Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde.." A jacket potato topping: "Jam.." A part of the body you have more than two of: "Arms.." Something you find on a fire engine: "Coal.." A famous royal: "Mail.." Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep.." An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A horse.." An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.." Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a book.." A famous Parisian landmark: "Hawaii.." One of Harry Enfield's characters: "Sooty.." A famous Irishman: "Disraeli.." The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The floor.." Something you associate with the sea: "A coffin.." A famous Arthur: "Shakespeare.." A type of cut: "Skull.." A weapon in the game of Cluedo: "Dice.." Something people take to the beach: "Turkey.." A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave digger.." An ingredient in chicken stuffing: "Chicken.." Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: "His name.." A bird with a long neck: "A blackbird.." A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell.." An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man: "Underpants.." Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The lamps.." Something you keep in a garden shed: "A gardener.." A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.." A famous cowboy: "Buck Rogers.." A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill Eacock.." Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding Hood.." Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.." Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair.." A method of cooking fish: "Cod.." Something you borrow from your partner: "Shoes.." A part of the body beginning with N: "Knee.." A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie Jones.." A famous Scotsman (2): "Jock.." Something red: "My cardigan.." A kind of ache: "Fillet-o-fish.." Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.." Something with a hole in it: "A window.." Something you do in the bathroom: "Decorate.." Something you put on walls: "Roofs.." A domestic animal: "A leopard.." Something that floats in the bath: "Water.." Something in the garden that's green: "The shed.." Something a blind man might use: "A sword.." The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your feet.." Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.."
