Fake tans…

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  1. Doggie

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    Fake tans…

    Why do people, mainly women, insist on looking like a satsuma? Its not nice, stop it, u don’t look attractive!
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    I got tanned up by Mik and Kel when I was asleep the other weekend. Cunts:)
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    but tans are supposed to make people look healthy, not diseased
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    True m8
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    do u know sue mctaggert? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    fake tans are shit like. if ya not tanned then ya not supposed to be and probably look better not so dont do it!!!!! :D :D
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    Sue McTango :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    that woman is all fake.............

    she is orange & i mean orange!!

    she has crap hair extensions & fake tits!!!

    it's painful when she wears that pink tracksuit!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Agreed. She thinks shes lush as well though:lol:
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    i know!!!

    she shagged sum1 in our team & the poor lads never lived it down since...........he even gets the piss taken out of him by rabbit!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Class. He lad beat someone up outside of work a few months ago. Slut:rolleyes:
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    that'll b the 1 who plays father to her 6 kids then!! :rolleyes:
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    Yup:lol:
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    fake tan = no score...


    makes birds look like umpa lumpas...

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    Agreed. being a ginger nut I'm dead fair skinned, but I've never been tempted by fake tan

    Stick to being pale and interesting :)
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    where've you been all morning????
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    on a sun bed:D
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    Me toooooooooo:D
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    i use sunbeds occasionally cos i really don't like being as white as i am!!!

    call me vain but i don't care........i make sure i don't use them too often to help combat the orange signs!! :D
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    I tan really well naturally, therefore im a cunt:D

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