Excuses

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  1. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Excuses

    I need an excuse for why I didnt go to work today and didnt phone in, the truth is I woke up at 8 am which is the time I start and rolled over and went back to sleep because I was still drunk, doubt that will go down well though when I try to explain myself tomoro
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  3. Congay

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    geordie jon has the bible
  4. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    possible swine flu, your sisters daughter has it and everyone was at a bbq over the weekend ?
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    Congay Registered User

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    yeah man swine flu it is they cant fuck wit tha shit
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    Just say someone died... works everytime
  7. N.C.

    N.C. ............?

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    V+D as it is a possible swine flu symptom they will probably tell you to stay off tomorrow aswell.

    If not just tell them you rang NHS direct and they told you to stay off till they symptoms pass.
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    Aaron! Coming soon...

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    Tell them you got raped. They won't ask anything else.
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    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    My Gran died about 5 fives during uni, usually near essay hand in date.
  10. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    I just admitted Id been on a bender and it went down suprisingly well, I dont get paid if Im off so the swine flu card was no good.I'll save that for later
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    next time, say.....

    i forgot to go on facebook and change my status

    it's worked for me!

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