Ever been caught on the job?

Ever been caught on the job?

Ever been caught in an embarrassing situation?

maybe by your Mother or Father etc.

My mam walked in on me whilst my girlfriend at the time was on her knees as it were. I tried to spin around and pretent i was looking out the window but it was a bit late and she walked out speechless.

Was once caught by her cousin as i was "asleep on her" i dont think that one worked.. i kinda just lay still on top of her.

Share your stories!

ps. I Almost got caught knocking a batch out over page 3 when i was young too :groovy:

When i was seeing a lass from Essex when i was in the Army i used to stay at her mams quite often. This one time i'd just come home on leave so was, well, horny

We got down to it and just as i was about to cum (in her mouth ) her sis walks in and she shits herself

I ended up 'decorating' her bed/walls in full view of her sister :laugh:

Her face

Marce thats classic!

If thats true then thats gonna be a hard one to beat

Never.

Magic paul has heard it all im sure tho.

oh it is

a once got caught fettling my lass off the window cleaner! - he just stood there had a look wiped the window down n left

Marc thats awesome

marc i refuse to believe you squirted your gentlemen's gel all over the wall while your g/fs sister watched.

you lying so we think your cool arnt you

I love these threads.

All the macho bullshit that gets posted.

Once in a car, by a policeman.

He actually told us where we may be better off going so we wouldn't be disturbed!

I caught a couple at it from the window of one of the social clubs in Whitley Bay.

Of course I did the decent thing and gave everyone in the pub a shout to come get a look and get there mobile phones out for some pics.

Have you tried reverse ejaculation? Hard as fuck...

When I was young and innocent, me and dad used to take the dogs for a walk on Hob Moor near where I live in York. One day, there was this couple under a tree going for it. It was about that time that things to do with sex had started being whispered around school, but I wasnt *quite* sure what it was all about so I said to my dad in a loud voice "Dad, are them two having SEX??!!" and then to top it off, our big dog went over and started barking at them!

I feel kinda sorry for them, in hindsight

My mate Lang was moving to Australia so his family had a party on the day he was leaving. Big party , loads of family there who he never sees etc etc


He went out the night before and got boshed off his head and went back to his mums still done in. Decided he couldnt sleep so adopted the old 'wanking helps you sleep' theory and surrounded himself with copies of Fiesta and started on the job.


Next day he gets up and goes downstairs and there is noone there apart from his mum and dad. So he asks them where everyone is.....



Turns out they had ALL gone up to his room to wake him up and walked into his room and he was laying there bollock naked on his bed , nob in hand and surrounded by porno mags

The rest of the family were disgusted so all went home


Family get togethers will never be the same for him

thats funny but what kind of parent lets a group of people burst into their childs room without checking hes decent first? werdios

hahaha

I was at my gf's parents and we decided to get it on in the living room as her mum werent due home til lunch time.

You guessed it, she comes home early....
I hear the front door go and naturally shit myself as I'm start bollock naked. My gf bungs her top on and runs to the living room door. Her mum tries to come in and my gf says wait a minute..... shes like why?

At this point I've just jumped back into my trousers, no time to fuck about with boxers, so i stuff em down front of trousers. Quick hair restyle and im all set.

In comes her mum, "what you two been up to", some bullshit excuse about wrapping a present comes out. And seems to surfice.

Her mum says to me "go make us a cuppa", glad to get out of there, I get up and make a hasty exit to the kitchen.
At which point my boxers not so subtly drop out of bottom of trousers onto carpet! :blush:

Doh!!! :shock: :laugh:

Did not go down well at all............

poss the time I was with me fella, in the country, somwhere I dont know (thank god) and we were in the car as it was a wee bit chilly outside. We soon realised that there was a farmer coming along in his tractor, so ness jumps out, into the drivers seat and casually pretends to be smoking a tab or something.

I on the other hand just thought I would lie there and he would go past. I SO DIDNT think about the fact that a tractor is reaaaaly reeeealy tall, and no matter if I lay on the back seat way down, he could still see. Embarrased wasnt the word.