eve >>In the beginning God created Eve and she had 3 breasts. After three >>weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?" >> >>He asked. >> >>"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and >>sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful >>but I >>just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The >>middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking >>them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, >>they're a >>real pain," reported Eve. >> >>"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at >>that you know. I gave the animals, six? So I just figured you'd need >>half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away! So, God >>reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes. >>Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, >>Eve, >>how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she replied, >>"but >>for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are >>paired off. >> >>The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a >>mate, except me. I feel so alone."God thought for a moment. "You know, >>Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate >>and >>I >>will immediately create Man from a part of you! "Now, let's see ....... >>where did I put that useless tit?"
