Euro Joke Du Jour! A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down, another > man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. > > "No,"he says. "The seat is empty." > > "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a > seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, one of the biggest sporting events > in the > world and not use it?" > > He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to > come with me, but she passed away. This is the first European > Championships > Final We haven't been to together since we got married." > > "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find > someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the > seat?" > Ø > The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
On a Euro slate - make a Rooney mask if you must! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/hi/sa/football/newsid_3798000/3798997.stm
Nah you cant keep things on stand-by, she's gone, get over it, You've got a Euro final to go to. If you want have a drink before the match in memory of you dead wife. After the match, have another drink, and then when your pissed shag the barmaid in a back alley. You know that's what she would have wanted.
