Euro 2004 >>A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down, >>another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to >>him. >> >> >>"No," he says. "The seat is empty." >> >>"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have >>a seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, the biggest sporting event in >>the world and not use it?" >> >>He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed >>to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Final we haven't >>been to together since we got married." >> >> >>"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find >>someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the >> >>seat?" >> >> >> >>The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."
