essex girl an essex girl is involved in a car accident. the paramedics are called and soon they arrive at the scene. paramedic: hello miss im a paramedic and im here to help. firstly can you tell me your name? essex girl: sharon paramedic: now how many fingers am i putting up? essex: christ im paralysed from the waist down!!
ESSEX GIRL ENTERS A SEX SHOP AND ASKS FOR A VIBRATOR. THE MANSAYS CHOOSE FROM OUR RANGE ON THE WALL. GIRL SAYS ILL TAKE THE RED ONE. HE SAYS THATS A FUCKIN FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
