England Flags on cars

England Flags on cars

Theyre shit, tacky and...well, just shit really.

It's outstanding how many people who actually know less about football than I do and have never had any interest in the game all of a sudden become england footy patriots and buy these stupid flags.

I say ban them!

Plastic fans eh, Dan will have a field day with this one

Got this email today, think its fairly appropriate:

THIS DEPT FOR TRANSPORT INITIATIVE
HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY & JUNE 2006.

Information Release.

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department for Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

- overtaking in dangerous places;
- hovering within one inch of the car in front;
- stopping sharply;
- speeding in residential areas;
- generally being an arsehole
- pulling out without indication;
- performing U-turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
- undertaking on motorways, and;
- taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads.

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.
Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Department for Transport.

so true

fuckers got them on already, there gona be dirty as fuck by the time the world cup starts. fuckin dimno cunts get some common sense

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What? Both of them?

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fuck off

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Have you not got homework to do?

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You get my point though

Plus you dont see those flags on my car

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Yup. They mas as well fly a flag saying 'I read the Sun'.

miserable twat

Which one ?

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its once every 2 years

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4

Grr I hate these flags so much :evil:

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actually its 2 with the euro's !

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thats what i meant

It wont be long before they are banned for being racist anyway.

i fucking hate the flags too

why do people feel the need to tell everyone they are english? a quick look in the car should clear up any confusion

i saw a car the other day with st george wheel trims on- cunts

i say..

let people do what they want. it might look shit to some people, but they people who own em like em which is all that counts.

and no..

i dont drive nor own a car, or a flag

^^^

blatently has a car and a flag