Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some

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    Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some

    Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some
    >tests run. The
    > doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat
    >around the
    > bush. You have AIDS." Elton is devastated. "Doc, what
    >can I do?" Doc
    > says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled
    >carrots drenched
    > in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 3 raw chilli's, 40
    >walnuts, 40
    > peanuts, all topped off with 1/2 box of All Bran cereal,
    >washed down
    > with a litre of prune juice." Elton asks, "Will that
    >cure me, Doc?"
    > Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better
    >understanding of
    > what your arse is for ....
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    oh dear :lol:
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    :D

    Im not anti - gay before anyone kicks off
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    RACIST :lol:
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    I am not a racist
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    plagiarist?
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    :lol:

    im just being daft madamoiselle moi!
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    is that what you call it

    i thought it was the normal you
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    touche! :fart:
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    oj:love:
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    bj :love:
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    BJ????

    chancha :oops:

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