Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some >tests run. The > doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat >around the > bush. You have AIDS." Elton is devastated. "Doc, what >can I do?" Doc > says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled >carrots drenched > in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 3 raw chilli's, 40 >walnuts, 40 > peanuts, all topped off with 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, >washed down > with a litre of prune juice." Elton asks, "Will that >cure me, Doc?" > Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better >understanding of > what your arse is for ....