Earsdon road Can someone please enlighten me where this is? Neil young finished the gig the other night with The beatles - A day in the life so its worth noting this down imo. Went to town at 1 this afternoon for a few quiet bevvies, as ever this turned into a few fucking more. To cut a long story short, several jagebombs, tequilas, pints and bottles later i wind up sitting in the middle of a roundabout on this road, fucking earsdon its called apparently. Check one pocket, no coin at all, check the other pocket, no tabs at all, try to phone, no fucking credit left at all. What is going on man, how has it come to this? Anyway somehow i've got home, after an hour bail around leam lane estate from the bombayan taxi driver(probably still out there now looking for me the soppy rip off scrotum). Actually i've started to sober up while writing that first bit, just realised whats fucking went on. Some bint has been leading me on all night, full on necking on, flashing her massive titties and generally giving me the impression she wanted her pasty violated(in a good way). She was canny worse for wear though so i've done the decent thing and took her home on the last metro to whitley bay. Got to her estate and i hear a big fucking booming voice "who the fuck is that", turn the corner and this big baldy fucker is shouting up the street, he is also bare chested and flashing his hairy titties so i take a wild guess its the birds dad. Anyways end up getting chased around estate by this half naked manc and get away and onto the main road, fuck knows where this is. Walk till i get to Earsdon road and the roundabout where i collapse and come round from what is a ridiculously drunken state. Not sure what this bird is up to, maybe they go on differently down in manchester but one thing i certainly do know is my fucking dad wouldn't get up at 1 in the morning for fucking jesus, never mind a skinny kid with a hard on from pelaw. When i've got in i've found a warrent for my arrest from newcastle council aswell, what is going on? Christ! Reet i'm off for some shut eye, fucking mancunians man. PS Oh and i met alex from blur today aswell, proper miserable twat.
It's near the west monkseaton metro: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Ear...474271&spn=0.008484,0.019097&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A Sounds like your nights out are a bit nuts
Hillarious, Im gunna start blogging your nights out, you'll be a super star in the matter of 12 months. Your antics the past 2 times we've been out were enough along to write a book
Your guess is as good as mine There is something about enourmous mammaries man, i get hypnotized by them it seems. Was also just recalling the heated discussion that was had about claudio cacapa after the game last night, those brazilians really do know their stuff!
