Early Warning Gas Mask OK PEOPLE....HERE WE HAVE AN ADVANCED IRAQI GAS MASK...FULLY TYESTED TO CHEMICAL WARFARE.... ANTHRAX, MANURE, BUTCHERS GUFFS, ROTTEN LAVS, ACID RAIN, NEWCASTLE TRAIN STATION BOGS..U NAME IT THIS BEAUTY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM BREATHIN IN ALL THAT SHIT !! WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU TRY IT OUT WHILE HAVING ONE OF THOSE ALMIGHTY SUNDAY MORNING CLEAN OUTS ON THE BOG...THE ONES THAT UNWIND LIKE A ROLL OF PIPE LAYING CABLE !! WE GUARANTEE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO SMELL ANY SHIT AGAIN..YOU MAY BE SO IMPRESSED YOU WANT TO WEAR DURING SEX......IF SHE'S SMELLY - THROW ON THE MASK YOU'LLL NEVER HAVE TO SMELL MACKERAL AGAIN!!! GO ON.....GIVE IT A GO..I'LL THROW IN SOME ROCKET LAUNCHERS FOR YOU TO TRY OUT ON SADDAMM TOO. BARGAIN £39.99 EA + POSTER OF ALLAH TO WIPE YOUR ARSE ON
Great sign me up for one!!! My cheque for £39.99 is on the way to you in the mail. Please send the mask recorded to: Tony 10 Downing Street London England (I wont pass out next time I'm kissing Bushes arse!!!)
