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    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
    a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,"Giraffe my
    friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll
    see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him,looks at the
    joint, tosses it away and goes off running with the rabbit.

    Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
    "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
    running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
    The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all that, then
    tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

    The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some
    heroin."Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come
    running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion
    looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the sh*t out of the
    little rabbit.

    As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
    "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion
    answers, "That little f*cker makes me run around the forest like an idiot
    every time he's on ecstasy!"
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    fuckin quality that mate!
    wish i had of seen it last night!!:p
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    thats fuckiin wicked
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