Dorty jokes like hew Whats the different between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak. What's the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. What do Parsley and pubic hair have in common? You just push it aside and keep on eating! What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat and egg but you sure can't beat a wank :laugh: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it
The Queen is on a tour of a new hospital ward, as she go's around on her inspection she notices a nurse wanking an old fella off 'nurse what on earth are you doing!' to which the nurse replies: 'sorry ma'am but this gentleman has such a high sperm level that we have to masturbate him 3 times every hour or the presure becomes to much' Continuing her tour the Queen spies the same nurse giving oral sex to another patient 'what on earth is wrong with this man ' the Queen asks, to which the nurse replies 'oh the same problem as the last guy only this ones with bupa' :laugh:
